Name: This Monologue Goes Out To You, Mr. President
Uploaded: 2017-05-03T03:01:33.000Z
Duration: 12 min 26 s
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>> Stephen: WELCOME TO THE LATE SHOWMENT I'M YOUR HOST,

STEPHEN COLBERT IT IT IS DAY-- (APPLAUSE).

>> Stephen: IT IS DAY 100-- 102 OF THE TRUMP

>> Stephen: NOW TRUMP HAS REPEATEDLY SAID THAT THIS

HUNDRED DAY THING IS TOTALLY ARBITRARY, OKAY.

AND TO PROVE HOW UNIMPORTANT IT IS, HE TOOK OUT A TV AD, HE CUT

A CAKE ON AIR FORCE ONE, AND HE HELD A RALLY IN PENNSYLVANIA.

THE THEME OF THAT RALLY, PROMISES MADE, PROMISES KEPT.

WHICH IS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL SLOGAN, PROMISES MADE,

NEVER MIND, NEVER SAID IT, FAKE NEWS, WATCH FOXAN FRIENDS.

UNIMPORTANT THIS WAS WITH A BUNCH OF INTERVIEWS OVER THE

FIRST ON FRIDAY HE TALKED WITH REUTERS ABOUT HIS NEW JOB.

>> WELL, I LOVE MY-- I LOVED MY PREVIOUS LIFE, I LOVED MY

I ACTUALLY, THIS IS MORE WORK THAN MY PREVIOUS LIFE.

>> Jon: HE THOUGHT IT IT WOULD BE EASIER.

>> Stephen: IT IT TURNS OUT BEING LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD

IS HARDER THAN LICENSING YOUR NAME TO LUXURY MEAT.

>> I THOUGHT IT IT WAS MORE-- I'M A DETAILS ORIENTED

>> Stephen: I GET WHY HE MISSES IT, I GET IT MAN.

BECAUSE IN HIS OLD LIFE HE COULD SPEND HIS DAYS GOLFING,

INSULTING PEOPLE ON TWITTER AND HANGING OUT WITH HIS FAMILY.

BUT THAT'S NOT THE ONLY REASON HE'S BUMMED.

IT'S ALSO BECAUSE, I CAN'T DRIVE ANY MORE.

JUST LOOK HOW COMFORTABLE HE IS BEHIND THE BHEEL.

>> Stephen: OF COURSE HE ADDRESSED THE PROUDEST

BECAUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF DISCUSSING CHINESE AMERICAN

RELATIONS WITH THE REUTERS REPORTERS STOPPED TO HAND OUT

COPIES OF WHAT HE SAID WERE THE LATEST FIGURES OF THE 2016

ELECTORAL MAP SAYING PRETTY GOOD, RIGHT, THE RED IS

THE BLUE, OBVIOUSLY DEMOCRATS, EXCEPT WHEN IT'S WATER, HARD TO

I HAD THEM-- I HAD THEM-- CAN YOU PUT THAT PHOTO BACK UP.

THIS IS MY IMPRESSION OF A T-REX, LITTLE HANDS, LIKE THIS,

I'M PROUD TO SAY THAT THE OFFICIAL DEFINING HUNDRED DAYS

INTERVIEW TOOK PLACE RIGHT HERE ON CBS WITH THE NATION FACE

>> MR. PRESIDENT, YOU AND THE ADMINISTRATION SAID TO NORTH

>> WELL, I DIDN'T SAY DON'T TEST A MISSILE.

HE IS GOING TO HAVE TO DO WHAT HE HAS TO DO.

>> Stephen: SO YOU ARE OFFICIAL POLICY IS, YOU DO YOU.

>> THEN OUR FRIEND JOHN DICKERSON ASKED TRUMP WHAT HE

>> I CAN TELL IT YOU THIS, A THE LO OF PEOPLE DON'T LIKE WHEN I

SAY IT IT HE WAS A YOUNG MAN OF 26 OR 27 WHEN HE TOOK OVER FROM

A LOT OF PEOPLE, I'M SURE, TRIED TO TAKE THAT POWER AWAY.

WHETHER IT IT WAS HIS UNCLE OR ANYBODY ELSE.

>> Stephen: SO, TRUMP THINKS-- NO, NO, TRUMP THINGS

KIM JONG UNIS A SMART COOKIE TO WHICH ALL OF NORTH KOREA

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