[Ryan Voiceover] Ooh aah!

（RyanHiga 配音）嗚啊！

I'm so cute.

我好可愛噢

Hey what's up everybody it's your girl Superwoman.

嗨大家好，我是你們的女超人

So today I'm going to give you guys a tutorial

我今天要來做個教學

starting off with smelling my hair.

先從聞頭髮開始

It smells like oils.

聞起來超油

Um hi, yup, said that already.

嗯，嗨，我好像已經跟你們打過招呼了

So yeah let's get this started.

所以呢，我們開始吧

What you want to do first is start with these facial stretches.

首先我們來做臉部運動，放鬆一下肌肉

This is called the monkey.

這臉叫做猴子

This one's called the no neck.

這叫沒脖子

And I don't know what that one...

然後這個叫...

Oh we're ready to go apparently.

喔！算了我們要開始了

Here are my Listerine mints

這是我的李施德霖漱口水

that I'm going to start off with.

就從它開始吧

Oh no it is a cream and I'm going to start rubbing that on my cheeks incredibly fast.

啊不是噢？這是乳液，我們就速速把它塗上

Have you ever seen hand speed like this before?

你有看過這種速度嗎？

Because I haven't.

我個人是沒有啦

Damn son, done!

噹，完成！

Next we have these two eyeliners.

接下來就是眼線了

They're my favorite eyeliners.

這兩隻是我最愛的

You always want to start with your false eyes.

永遠要從眼睛開始騙人

See all five of them.

你看我五隻手指頭

What you want to do is put your eyeliner on your wrist first.

首先就是把眼線塗在手腕上

Then you're going to kind of rub it--

然後把它抹開

Oh you're going to shake it up, no,

噢不是，要先搖一搖，誒不是

you're going to rub it on your hand or shake it up,

你要抹在手上要不然就是搖一下

whatever you want to do I'm just showing both methods.

隨便你要怎樣都行我只是兩種都示範一下

Throw it, throw that shit away, you don't need that.

丟了吧，你也不需要那爛東西

See just put it on your hands, boom.

你看，塗在手上就好囉

And then you get your paint brush.

然後再拿一把刷子

Same paint brush you guys used for your Father's Day paintings that we taught you last week.

就是我上禮拜教你們父親節插畫的那同一把刷子

So now we get to the application process.

接下來要開始上妝了

As you can see you don't want to just paint it on your face.

你看哦，不只是要上在臉頰上

Oh don't tell anyone this is a secret.

不要告訴別人這個小妙招

What you want to do is dab it everywhere.

整個臉都沾一沾（沾的英文是 dab）

Fun fact this is where the dab came from.

告訴你們一個有趣小知識，dab 到底是怎麼來的（dab 是一種舞蹈）

It's actually from a makeup tutorial.

它其實就是化妝教學影片出來的

My makeup tutorial.

「我的」化妝教學影片

See?

看到沒有？

Wipe your chin because it gets itchy sometimes,

抹一下下巴，有時候化妝真的會讓下巴很癢

So now you're done with your eyeliner.

現在眼線畫完了

Next thing you want to do is your foundation.

接下來就是底妝的部分

This is a cream based foundation from Mac L'Oreal.

這是乳狀的底妝... M.A.C. 巴黎萊雅的產品

Oh it's so ticklish when you do your ears.

哦，用這個騷到耳朵會很癢

And you want to start off by contouring with the foundation on your jaw.

接下來就是開始在下巴打亮跟上陰影

And you want to start off by contouring with the foundation on your jaw.

接下來就是開始在下巴打亮跟上陰影

Yes, it gets repetitive.

這真的超煩的

And you do that over.

就隨便弄一下

Now you get your nose because you want to

接下來是鼻子

contour your nose to make sure it doesn't look flat.

上陰影才不會讓它看起來這麼扁

Oh got a little boogie right there.

哎喲，有顆小鼻屎

Don't want to get any boogers in your contouring.

別把鼻屎攪進去你的化妝品裡啊

So you continue to contour your entire face.

繼續在臉上塗啊塗

I like to do it not in my hair apparently.

我不喜歡把它都弄到頭上

That's how you get dandruff.

頭皮屑就是這樣來的

Make sure you guys don't do that.

絕對、千萬別這樣做

I like to get under my hairline folds

我喜歡塗在發際線下

for that nice LeBron look,

因為這樣看起來超像詹皇的

and then I work on my chins.

接著是下巴

So this is great for if you're starting to

這就是用在

sprout new mustache and beard hairs, so you want to really

你要開始長鬍子的時候

get around that section to make sure that

在這周圍多畫一點

that doesn't show up.

它們才不會露出來

And yes I'm also starting to get chest hairs so

好啦，我承認我也開始長胸毛了

what I want to do is cover that up with this ball.

所以我要用這顆球把它遮起來

This ball is basically like the fidget spinner for the 90s.

這顆球就像90年代的指尖陀螺一樣

This is called a stress ball.

它有抒壓的功能

You flick that away once you're done.

用完即丟

And then you pull out your Father's Day paints again

再拿出你的父親節刷子

and what you want to do is start painting your eyes.

然後開始畫眼睛

Remember my favorite color is this one,

要記得我最喜歡的是這個顏色哦

which is literally invisible color

它就是根本沒顏色的顏色

because nothing's happening.

因為我畫上去根本沒差啊

See, look at that.

你看看，你看看

There's literally nothing.

真的沒屁用

It's one of my favorites.

這就是我最愛的

The whole point of makeup is so that you don't see it.

因為化妝就是要讓人看不出來

You don't want to have too much make up or else

化太多的話真的不太好

people will think you're a clown.

人家還以為你是小丑勒

So this makeup color is also called Nothing.

所以，接下來這個色系也叫做「水漾透明色系」

As you can see as I apply it, it actually looks like

就算我上再多，它也看起來

nothing is happening, but that's what we want,

完全沒效果，這也就是我們追求的

because you don't want to look like a clown.

因為沒人想看起來像個小丑

So, done.

大功告成

Next what we want to do is get this black toothpaste

接下來，拿個黑色的牙膏

and shake it up a little bit because the last thing you want

搖一搖，因為你可不想看到它

is clunky makeup eyes.

讓你的睫毛打結

So you pull your eyes back

把你的眼尾拉一下

and I swear this is not a racist thing,

我發誓這個絕對不是在嘲笑有色人種（種族歧視之一：黃種人都有小眼睛）

this is a technique to put on eye makeup.

這只是一個化妝的小技巧

Ironically it originated in Japan.

諷刺的是這個技巧是日本流傳過來的

So what you want to do is grab you fidget spinner pen,

拿起你的指尖旋轉筆

it's from Smashmouth, you know,

其實它是破嘴樂團設計的

♫ Somebody once told me～

♫ 以前有人跟我說～

and basically you do that, sing that song in your head

你就邊哼他們的歌

while you apply this to your eyebrows.

邊畫你的眉毛

As you can see the difference

然後你就比對一下

between the side that is done and not,

畫好的一邊跟沒畫的一邊

what it really does is bring out the caterpillar

它的最終目標就是

in your eyebrows and that's what you want to go for.

畫個毛毛蟲出來

I don't know.

我不懂

See like I don't know.

我真的不懂

This next step is called the eyelash squisher and yes,

接下來這步叫做「夾死你的睫毛」

it is very scary and very painful.

而它絕對是非常恐怖而且超級痛的一個步驟

See you've got to pray.

開始前最好祈禱一下

And basically you squeeze your eyelashes as hard as you can.

反正就是用盡所有力氣去夾你的睫毛就對了

Ooh that hurts so much and you know it's uncomfortable

超級痛的，而且很不舒服

but it's necessary to kill all the germs.

可是這是唯一能殺光菌菌的方法了

After you sanitize your eye hairs what you want to do

清潔完後你還要

is coat them with this nice little eye hair conditioner.

用眼毛潤髮乳覆蓋一下

You know it's like after you die your hair

就像你染完頭髮

you've got to take care of it.

你要小心呵護它一樣

Next you want to put a little bit of spit on your eyes.

接下來你要吐一口口水在你的眼睛上

As you can see I used a Q-tip.

我用了一根棉花棒

This is for that all natural spit smell.

這樣聞起來才會有天然口水的香味

It gets all the guys, all the cuties.

這招能夠吸引帥哥美女哦

As the saying goes, "With spit eyes you get more guys."

就像俗語說的：「水水愛口水」

It's a repetitive process

雖然一直重複來重複去

but we're going back to the eye thing.

但畫眼睛的步驟真的缺一不可

And this is the part where a lot of girls give up on

這一步就是很多人都會放棄的一步

because you don't want to do this over and over

因為它真的太煩了

but I'm telling you, you need to do this

但我告訴你，這步超級重要好不好

as many times as I'm doing it

重要到我都可以一直畫畫畫

because you want to have a very thick, dark coating around your eyes.

因為它可以給我超級嫵媚的眼睛

That's the whole point of putting on eye makeup,

這就是眼妝重要的地方

is that you don't have to squint when the sun's really bright.

它讓你可以不用在大太陽底下瞇瞇眼

If you notice, football players do the same thing

如果你有在觀察，你就會發現

below their eyes.

美式足球員也會在眼睛下畫幾道黑黑的東西

They put eye paint next to their eyes

他們畫那幾道

so that they're not squinting

就不會在比賽中瞇瞇眼

and they can catch the football.

就不會錯過球了

Same concept.

超棒的概念

The next step in making makeups is to apply your powder

接下來這步就是打粉

and this is for your cheeks.

打在臉頰上

This is called blush powder and what you want to do

這叫做腮紅

is basically spread this all over your cheeks

大概就是打在臉上

for that contouring look.

讓你看起來更立體

It'll make you a little bit red like you had a couple of drinks if you're Asian

亞洲人畫成這樣的話大概就像喝了幾杯一樣

or if you spent some time in the sun for white people.

白人畫成這樣就好像曬過頭了

And then we're going to get to the lips.

再來就是嘴巴

Apparently I'm going to go with a nice bright red.

我要來個大紅色

I really like this color because it brings out

我為什麼選這個顏色就是因為

my pillows in the background.

它可以襯托我背景裡的枕頭

I don't know if you guys can see that but it really does.

不知道你們看不看得出來，但它就有這效果

And this is my famous cologne.

我最喜歡的古龍水

It's called Believe by Justin Bieber and I basically

叫做「好假」，是小假斯汀推出的

spray it on my face to make sure that I am always not dry.

我都噴臉上，這樣我的臉才不會乾乾的

(imitates kissing)

啾

And we are done so thank you guys so much for watching.

好了，謝謝你們收看

Check out the comment section so you can tell me

看看下面的留言

how good I look.

讚美我一下

And this is your girl Superwoman.

我就是你們的女超人

Like I always say at the end of videos,

最後我一定要說

TEE HEE.

踢ㄏㄧ～（RyanHiga 自創的掰掰語）

- Yo hope you enjoyed that video.

希望你們喜歡這影片

If you did, give it a big thumbs up.

喜歡的話就點個讚吧

Not even for me, for Ryan, he did such a good job.

其實也不用給我讚，給 Ryan 哥就好，他配音配得超好

His link is in the description.

他的連結都在下面

Make sure you show him some love.

給他一點愛吧

My last video's right over there.

我最新的影片就在這

Blog channel right over there.

部落格在這

Tomorrow is Ask Superwoman Live Special Edition

明天是「問問女超人」專輯

featuring FouseyTube, so make sure you check that out.

還會有 FouseyTube 跟我一起錄影哦！

And subscribe because I make new videos

記得訂閱因為我每個禮拜一跟四都會更新

every Monday and Thursday.

記得訂閱因為我每個禮拜一跟四都會更新

One love Superwoman.

我是女超人

That is a wrap and zoop!

掰掰啦！