Name: Conan Visits Jerusalem & Outlines Trumps Peace Plan - CONAN on TBS
Uploaded: 2018-07-08T23:28:14.000Z
Duration: 7 min 46 s
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you are the Director of the King David Museum,

Christian Quarter over here. This is the Muslim Quarter.

Muslim Quarter. This is the Jewish Quarter,

I don't understand why they get a quarter.

Because they were here. They got all of Glendale.

This is my assistant, Sona, she's Armenian.

Sona, did you know that the Armenians had a quarter?

have your family gone to the quarter a lot?

well, especially Irish Catholics, we're loud,

I promise you, you do not want the Irish Catholics in here.

Cause there's gonna be Red Sox sports bars everywhere.

Many ancient sights here, Mount of Olives, right?

This must be a very ancient sight, it says, "Hyatt Hotel"

This is the hotel where Joseph and Mary couldn't get a room?

Is that right, the Hyatt was completely booked?

And he was very impressed with Jerusalem,

he has a peace plan, a way to divide up the city

that he thinks will bring great peace and harmony.

Right over there, that's gonna be a Trump Hotel.

That's gonna be a casino with a hummus fountain.

This is a little evasion river for tourists,

And right here, everybody: Muslim, Christian, Jews

will all live together in one condominium under the Force.

it's gonna be 600ft tall, you okay with that?

It's gonna go up in six months, and guess what?

Mexico's gonna pay for it. (laughter and applause)

they have so many beautiful things to buy,

and I wanted to learn more about it, so this is Benny.

Benny, you understand the art of haggling,

You need to tell that you saw exactly the same item

in the other shop, less than five euro, five dollar.

Now you say the quality, it's not so good.

Until he will break up and he will take down the price.

Hi, I'm interested in buying these products.

Three dollars? Three dollars, ten sheckles.

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Conan Visits Jerusalem & Outlines Trumps Peace Plan - CONAN on TBS

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