Name: We Bought an $800 Car and Took a Road Trip in CHINA!
Uploaded: 2018-07-15T11:39:02.000Z
Duration: 13 min 6 s
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Prozzie - We know it's electrical, we can't get it to a mechanic
C-milk - She's dying, she's dying dude. Oh no!

We have to make it to Renhua or Shaoguan.

C-milk - We already passed Shaoguan.
Prozzie - Shit.

Prozzie - It's not like the west where you can call a private tow company or something.

C-milk - Dude we're dying.
Prozzie - The other issue -

C-milk - Stay alive!
Prozzie - God damn this thing, come on!

C-milk - No we're not okay, dude, it's dying.

Prozzie - Keep it up to 3,000 (RPM).
C-milk - I can't, I'm floored!

C-milk - This is dangerous, we're on a corner.

Prozzie - All my stuff breaks in all my videos.

C-milk - Let's get the fuck out of the car.

C-milk - Worse case Ontario (scenario) the cops showed up.

C-milk - They said that we're not allowed to be in the car.

C-milk - We got to get the keys out, dude.

C-milk - Me and Prozzie took a trip up to this mountain it's called "Dick Mountain".

C-milk - At this point a lot of caves that look like vaginas.

C-milk - Not only are these rock formations absolutely incredible but there is all kinds of really, really cool stuff like ancient tombs and stuff.

C-milk - The polls are in. Thank you to all the people on Patreon that told me what you guys want to see more of it really helps me make video ideas and stuff.

C-milk - You guys said you wanted to see more travel vlogs and more presentation style stuff.

C-milk - I decided to go do a travel vlog today.

C-milk - Prozzie actually got a hold of me and told me his work isn't going to start for the next couple of days.

C-milk - So we decided to do a road trip. So I am going to my garage right now to get my leather jacket, bike.

C-milk - My bike has not been starting very well lately.

C-milk - As for me I am very excited to get back on the road.

C-milk - I am unfortunately really, really sick. So excuse the coughing and sniffling along the way.

C-milk - Anyway I'll catch you guys on the road.

C-milk - Are you *expletive* with me right now?

Prozzie - I know it's a weird story cause I was just down in my garage.

Prozzie - This thing has been down there for how long, 7 months?

C-milk - 7 months!
Prozzie - Something like that.

Prozzie - I just decided to put the key in and decided to start it because it wasn't starting before at all.

Prozzie - It just died one day and I just left it there and it started right up.

Prozzie - I'm unbelievably excited.
C-milk - It's going again.

Prozzie - Running like it never died.
C-milk - But you didn't fix it.

Prozzie - Just come around here I'm going to show you something.

Prozzie - It's pretty clear that someone tried to break into the car.

Prozzie - If you look that handle has actually come off.
C-milk - Oh shit!

Prozzie - Then someone tried to hot-wire the car.
C-milk - Oh my god!

C-milk - In an effort to hot-wire the car they potentially fixed it.

C-milk - They could have been driving it around.

C-milk - It smells like farts in there, dude.

C-milk - So when you said you wanted to go on a road trip you meant in this car.

Prozzie - There is no guarantee we're gonna make it.

C-milk - That's freaking awesome! I'm happy, let's do it, let's go, let's go!

Prozzie - Are you sure? That one looks pretty important.

C-milk - It smells like my Grandma's House.

C-milk - Let's get some drinks and hit the road.

C-milk - Then we'll decide a destination.
Prozzie - Yeah.

C-milk - That's how road trips work with us.

Prozzie - Yeah we don't know where we're going

C-milk - Again in the commotion of trying to set up for a faux road trip

C-milk - #1 I thought we were going to be on the bikes.

C-milk - #2 I didn't pick out a place to go. Did you have anywhere in mind?

Prozzie - So we're gonna have to stop somewhere and sort that out.

C-milk - I don't think so, I think we just drive and #2 every time I just randomly do a road trip I always want to go north. I just want to go north.

Prozzie - Well we can't go south because then we would be driving in the ocean

C-milk - So we're going to go North if we take a left here.

C-milk - Go north until either our bodies can't handle it or our car can't handle it.

Prozzie - Which do you think is going to go first us or the car?

C-milk - I think the car is going to die first that's for sure.

C-milk - So Prozzie was just telling me that at 100 km/h (62 mp/h) #1 The body is shaking like a banshee it's insane

C-milk - Dude, the hood is rattling up and down!

C-milk - It's like waving.
Prozzie - It's closed.

C-milk - If that opens, dude, you realize -
Prozzie - I'm so scared now from your commentary.

Prozzie - I don't want to go this fast. Feel my wheel.

C-milk - We're at 3000 at 100 km/h oh my god that's shaking!

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