Name: By the way, High School Dating Advice
Uploaded: 2018-07-30T06:34:04.000Z
Duration: 5 min 45 s
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D: Hi everybody! Today we're gonna be talking about relationships

D: But this will be fun! Because right now we're just about to listen to what Stephen has to say about relationships.

S: Everything's terrible, everything sucks

S: Good night, everybody! That's the episode for today. Thanks for joining us. We'll see you next time

D: Hosuh, what do you think about relationships, like what are they even?

D: If I met a girl in high school, right?

H: Mm-hmm. D: We met on a date, and we're friends, and we even held hands, but we never really

D: officially said we were boyfriend and girlfriend-

D: Yeah, are we in a relationship? S: Of course? H: No wait YOU had this relationship? D: No, no this is just an example

H: I was like, "I didn't know about this"

H: You guys have never spoken to each other that you guys like each other, but you guys just held hands

D: We've held hands, we went on dates, we've done a lot of things, but it's never official

D: does that mean you never in a relationship or...? S: Yes, yea H: No.

H: Okay, I think yes in the sense that where you two like each other and you guys are good to go

H: Good job, *clapclap* but like I think you should at least say it out loud and confirm that both of you like each other.

D: You know, why Hosuh is saying this cuz cuz he has so many side chicks, he can't handle it.

*chuckling over Hosuh slamming his head in the background*

S: Honestly, the most awkward thing you could ever do is think that you're dating someone, and going

S: into a relationship, but then all of a sudden they're like, "What? I thought we were just friends."

D: So there's a lot of students in high school and even middle school or even elementary school

D: they they like someone but they can't get the courage to ask them out,  like, what would be your recommendation to them

D: well, what would you say to them to help them

H: when they're scared to ask someone out, it's because they think their friendships gonna be ruined if they ask them out

S: So blunt H: No, but I think it is true

H: once you ask someone out, it's so awkward to keep being friends with this person afterwards

H: I asked someone out and then they're like, they shut me down and then, I don't talk then more

S: Cut them out of your life you don't need that negativity

H: What if someone asked you out and you just wanted to be friends?

S: That's my idea behind it. Wouldn't you want to know what they would say you're sitting there?

S: just waiting, just being anxious about what they'll say, but don't you want to just go up there and say like,

S: obviously, you can tell that I talked to so many girls I get more tail than a

D: "It's a test where you can do it, and afterwards, nothing will be awkward

D: but you can kind of tell how they take your compliments, right? What is this? I've never heard of this

H: What is this? I've never heard of this

D: It's called the "Daniel Strategy," okay?

S: *In a high-pitched voice* "Oh hello Daniel! I didn't know you swung this way! It's okay!"

D: "Hey Stephen man, your hair looks really beautiful today"- S: *still in the voice* "It always does, touch my body"

D: I mean it looked like shit yesterday, but I guess it looks good today...

*laughing at Stephen's impression of the female gender*

H: What (unintelligible) do you hang around with, Stephen? D: I don't - Stephen have you never talked to a girl?

S: *Finally, he's returned to normal* I can't do girl voices. That's why I just pitch it higher.

H: Okay, so what was the point of that Daniel?

D: So, it's called the push-and-pull effect, right. H: Kay.

D: You pull them in with the compliment like "hey, you look really beautiful today but I mean I'm a blind bat

D: so what would I know." It's kind of those things are like you you pull them in, but then you choke it off

D: so the compliment isn't awkward. If they like the joke more than the compliment,

D: there's a high chance. They don't like you

D: but if they like the compliment more than the joke, there's probably the chance that they like you

H: I don't know, that wasn't that wasn't a good joke, so... S: Obviously.

H: I'm pretty sure they'll take the compliment more...

S: Pessimist here. What are the only two outcomes of a relationship, marriage or otherwise?

D: Either death and divorce. S: Yeah, exactly

S: is the happiness worth the pain you feel at the end of it?

H: My uncle passed away, if I were to ask my aunt, "was it worth it?

H: Like was it worth the love or the effort you put in to it after he passed away?"

H: I know she was really sad afterwards, but I 100% think she'll say it was worth it.

S: first and foremost, and every one of you out there should as well. You're gonna be living with yourself

S: for the longest. If you hate yourself,

S: 70-some years of your life. So it's honestly, love yourself first and foremost, then everyone comes second.

H: I have a question, what was the point of this video though?

D: I don't know. H: I think we should have narrowed it down at least

D: Yeah, like it should have been like breakups, ex, how to ask someone out.

D: Yeah, don't worry about it. It was fun. See you guys in the next video.

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