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  • Yo, stop watching immediately and go grab your parents.

    喲!先別看了,去把你父母抓來。

  • And watch it with them, because they're gonna like this video.

    和他們一起看,因為他們會喜歡這支影片。

  • Welcome everyone to Superwoman.

    歡迎來到 Superwoman 頻道。

  • Hello kids and parents, uncle, auntie. How are you?

    各位大朋友、小朋友、叔叔伯伯、阿姨嬸嬸,大家好!

  • My name is Lilly and I'm the person your child watches on the Youtube.

    我是莉莉,就是你們小孩在 YouTube 上看的那個人。

  • And don't worry, I don't do the shame things, okay.

    別擔心,我不會做一些羞羞臉的事。

  • I only teach your children wonderful things.

    我只會教你們孩子美好的事情。

  • There's nothing to deny.

    沒什麼好否認的。

  • We're just friends.

    我們只是朋友。

  • What the eff? Who did that transition?

    那個轉場是誰弄的?

  • Turn that off.

    快把它關掉。

  • No, that, that wasn't even me. No.

    才不是,那根本不是我。

  • That was, that was Mindy Kaling.

    那個是敏蒂.卡靈啦 (美國女演員)。

  • Now kids claim their parents are full of double standards.

    現在小孩都說,家長們總是雙重標準。

  • Which they are.

    確實如此。

  • Huh?

    什麼?

  • But really, kids are equally as annoying.

    但事實上,小孩同樣煩人。

  • Because kids also have massive double standards.

    因為他們的世界裡也存在著超多雙重標準。

  • Good.

    說得好。

  • Subscribe.

    訂閱。

  • Can we be real for a second? Let's be real.

    要說得實在一點嗎?來吧。

  • Everything kids complain about regarding their parents, they completely accept when it comes from their best friend.

    所有孩子們抱怨和父母有關的所有事,當相同言行來自於好朋友時,就變得完全可以接受。

  • Let's take a look.

    我們來看看。

  • Oh my god Jessica, check out this abandoned warehouse.

    天啊,潔西卡,看看這個廢棄大倉庫。

  • I'm gonna shoot that tonight, at midnight.

    我半夜的時候要去那邊拍照。

  • That's cool.

    水喔。

  • Yeah, it's gonna be sick.

    沒錯,一定很酷。

  • Huh? Oh, Lilly, that sound very dangerous, okay. I don't want you to go.

    蛤?莉莉,太危險了吧?不准去。

  • Mom stop nagging me.

    媽,可以不要再唸了嗎?

  • God.

    天啊。

  • Dumb head.

    蠢蛋。

  • Whoa, Lilly, are you really gonna post that picture without a filter?

    哦,莉莉,你真的不放濾鏡就要發這張照片了嗎?

  • That's dangerous for your theme.

    這對你的人設來說有點危險吧。

  • Oh my god, you're right.

    天啊,你說得對。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • That was a close one! Thanks girl.

    真的是好險,謝啦姊妹。

  • You're welcome.

    不客氣。

  • Oh, Lilly, I just follow you on Instant-gram.

    欸,莉莉,我剛追蹤了你的唉居。

  • Oh, really?

    哦,真假?

  • You did?

    你追蹤我?

  • Huh.

    呵呵。

  • Hey Jessica, are you not following me on Instagram?

    嘿,潔西卡,你沒追蹤我的唉居?

  • I am. Wait. Am I not? That's so weird.

    我有啊,等等,我沒追蹤你?怪了。

  • Yeah.

    嗯。

  • There.

    好啦。

  • What the bloody. I see you post this picture two minute ago.

    我看到你的新貼文了,這啥啊?兩分鐘前發布這張圖片。

  • Working out in my Calvins.

    穿著我的凱文做運動。

  • Mm-Hmm.

    嗯哼。

  • Who the bloody hell is Calvin?

    那個凱文啥鬼的是誰啊?

  • Mom, can't you see I'm busy?

    媽,你看不出來我很忙嗎?

  • Oy, do you want to get slapped in your Calvin?

    喂,你是想穿著凱文被賞巴掌嗎?

  • Mom, I have so much work to do.

    媽,我有很多事要做。

  • Uh-Huh.

    嗯哼。

  • How about paying rent in your Calvin?

    那你要不要穿著你的凱文自己付房租?

  • Leave me alone. You're gonna make me fail.

    讓我靜一靜好嗎?你這樣會害我失敗。

  • Hey, what's up?

    嘿!怎麼啦?

  • Hey, Lil.

    嘿,小莉。

  • Hey, I'm a bit busy. I have a massive project due tomorrow. I haven't even started.

    嘿,我有點忙,有個報告明天一定要交,我甚至還沒開始做。

  • Oh. Well, I just fought with Derek.

    哦,這樣啊,我跟德瑞克大吵了一架。

  • Tell me everything.

    通通跟我說。

  • He said he doesn't like that my hair and eyebrows don't match.

    嗯,他說他不喜歡我的頭髮跟我的眉毛顏色不搭。

  • Uh huh.

    嗯哼。

  • Thanks for the shirt, mom.

    媽,謝謝妳買這件襯衫給我。

  • No problem.

    不客氣。

  • Let me see if it fits.

    讓我看看合不合身。

  • Turn around.

    轉過去啊。

  • Huh? Turn around? I give you bloody birth.

    蛤?你叫我轉過去?是誰生妳的?

  • Just turn around.

    轉過去就對了啦。

  • Oy. I cleaned your poo poo.

    喂!我幫你把屎把尿耶。

  • Ew, can you just turn around, you perv?

    吼,你就不能轉過去嗎?變態嗎?

  • Oy, you listen to me okay? I bloody push you through my body.

    喂,你給我聽清楚,是我把你生出來的欸。

  • I am not changing in front of you.

    反正我不要在你面前換衣服。

  • Huh.

    欸。

  • Turn around, you turn around.

    轉過去,轉過去啦。

  • Thanks for the shirt, Jess.

    潔西,謝謝你買襯衫給我。

  • Of course.

    一定要的。

  • Let me try it on, see if it fits.

    來穿穿看合不合身。

  • Girl, your boobs are on point.

    姊妹,你的胸部好挺喔!

  • Aw, thanks girl. You know, my bra's just padded.

    討厭,謝啦!妳也知道,我的胸罩有襯墊。

  • Feel it, it's so soft.

    你摸摸看,它超軟的。

  • Okay. Oh, that's nice.

    好啊!哦,也太讚了吧!

  • That's nice.

    太讚了!

  • Right?

    對吧?

  • - Honk. - Right? - Oh my god, I am so jealous.

    - 老天。 - 是不是? - 真羨慕。

  • But you know what, my butt has grown a little bit, so, that's good.

    你知道嗎?我的屁股也長了點肉!不錯吧!

  • What? Let me see girl, turn around.

    什麼?轉過去我看看,寶貝。

  • Okay.

    好的。

  • Slap it.

    你打打看。

  • You know what, dad, I'm sick of you treating me like a kid, okay?

    爸,我真的是受夠你一直把我當小孩看了。

  • Oh, Lilly, watch your attitude, okay?

    莉莉,注意你的態度,好嗎?

  • Fine.

    好啦。

  • So annoying.

    煩死了。

  • Okay, Jess, can you stop treating me like a kid?

    潔西,可以不要再把我當小孩看了嗎?

  • Wow, okay. Watch your attitude.

    哇嗚,注意一下你的態度。

  • Oh my God, you're right. I'm sorry.

    老天爺,你說得沒錯,我很抱歉。

  • Yeah.

    就是說啊。

  • I feel like this one's gonna be just like the first one.

    這應該會跟第一集一樣吧。

  • See? Kids are annoying.

    看到了嗎?小孩很煩人的。

  • You know, when you're younger, you think your parents don't know anything, and they're stupid, and your friends are everything.

    你還小的時候總覺得爸媽什麼都不懂,覺得他們很笨,而你的朋友才是一切。

  • But trust me when I say, as you grow older, you'll realize your parents are wonderful, and you should not take them for granted, and you should make time for them.

    但相信我,當你越長越大,你會漸漸理解你的父母很棒,你不應該視他們為理所當然,也該多花時間陪陪他們。

  • So treat them well.

    對他們好一點喔!

  • Yo, hope you enjoyed that video.

    喲,希望你喜歡這支影片。

  • If you did though click the thumbs up. It's free, and it makes me happy.

    喜歡的話,記得按個讚。不花你一毛錢又能讓我開心。

  • Why wouldn't you wanna do that?

    何樂而不為呢?

  • Comment below letting me know what other videos you want to see.

    在影片下方留言,讓我知道你想看什麼。

  • Watch my last video. It's right over there.

    想看我上一支影片,往這邊走。

  • My second vlog channel, right over there.

    我的第二個 Vlog 頻道,在那邊。

  • Make sure you click subscribe, cause I make new videos every Monday and Thursday.

    別往了訂閱,我每星期一和四都會更新。

  • And this little box right over here is for my book. Preorder that ish, How To Be A Boss.

    然後按這個小框框購買我的書。快點去預購,書名是《如何成為大哥大姊》。

  • One love, Superwoman. That is a wrap, and zoop.

    愛你們,我是 SuperWoman,就這樣,掰!

Yo, stop watching immediately and go grab your parents.

喲!先別看了,去把你父母抓來。

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